It's that time of year again. Cherry Blossoms appear, kids everywhere are excited at the prospect of summer break, and Alex "Please Like Me" Rodriguez returns to baseball as the most impressive meaningless stat producer in the game.
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Just take a look at his wonderful outing yesterday, 1st inning, one out, two men on, 3-2 count, chance to break the game open in the first at-bat, A-Rod goes down swinging. However, this is unusual since A-Rod is normally impossible to get out in the first few innings. Nevertheless, important situation, A-Rod chokes.
Fast-Forward to the ninth inning, two outs, already up by two runs, A-Rod proceeds to hit a 400+ft bomb to center and extend the Yankees lead to 9-5. Yesterday was A-Rod in a nutshell.
Let the madness begin.
