Tuesday, August 7, 2007

Castillo Buys Chop-Shops? And Other Quick Observations Regarding Our Newest Hispanic Field General




In a bizarre, whirlwind of events, new Mets 2B Luis Castillo purchased each and every-one of the 76 chop-shops that surround Shea Stadium, only to find that the chop-shops sold car parts, not meat.

I'm sure Miggy Cabrera can send him a doggy-bag every now and again.

Who's face has less definition - Pedro or Luis Castillo? Excluding any and all facial hair of course.

Castillo looks 40-pounds heavier than even just 4 years ago.

However, best part? His glove is really great! Strong hands. So strong in fact, that as soon as he left Minnesota, a bridge next to the Metrodome collapsed! Go figure...