Thursday, April 30, 2009

Bo knows..............patches?



So I'm currently watching the Yanks take on some team apparently named after a building super from the Bronx and noticed that they are wearing a #34 patch. Why are they memorializing Bo Jackson? He had one crappy year for them back in '94 when he wasn't the Bo of old after breaking his hip. Still the greatest athlete........EVER! Fuck you world wide sports leader ESPN for saying that Bo was #72!! Are you kidding me!?!?! The man was Bill Brasky before we even knew who Bill Brasky was. An 8-foot two-ton beastman who could palm a medicine ball. Secretariat was #35 on that list as well. Glad to know that we have come a long way as a society when a fucking glue ingrediant is higher than a black man on a list of the greatest athletes of the 20th century. Serinity Now!

Hey Baron, too soon with the patch joke?

p.s. Bo knows this,

Fuck the horse.

p.p.s I don't care if I'm nine years late complaining about the Sportscentury list. It's still a travesty.